Exclusive Launch: Single-Herd Milk Delivered Through Your Letterbox

It's one thing getting outstanding gourmet coffee each month from a single-estate or co-op around the world, but if you put bland and basic milk in it then you're not doing yourself any favours.

So, starting today, Kopi is launching our new product range:  "Single-Herd Milk delivered every month", with the key features that makes Kopi such a unique proposition:

• Freshness - as soon as the cows are milked in the morning of that month, it is pasteurised and then put straight into our unique Kopi Milk boxes (which seal in the liquid and flavour) and then sent via Royal Mail that afternoon.  That's from udder to door in a day
• Gourmet & Rare - the cows that make the Kopi Milk Box selection are from the finest stock (we check their birth certificates) and fed only on caffeine-infused grass on the best hills.  This gives the milk a unique flavour that supermarkets wouldn't pay extra for.  It's all done by hand too.
• Discovery & Curation - vetted and approved by a panel of expert farmers each month; each single-herd is selected amongst 40 possibilities around the world to bring some amazing rare treats.  This first batch is from a hidden herd that many thought was lost from history - deep in the Vale of Glamorgan.  It was said that King Arthur and his knights used to drink from this herd and that the milk was so flowing that it "came-a-lot".

So there we have it - we're really excited and can't wait to show you...

Comments

[Rob Lawton]

"Came-a-lot"

Best pun in a blog post 2012 goes to...

[Kopi]

Thanks Rob - we thought long and hard over that one :-)

Update: This was an April Fool's joke -please stop asking to buy it!